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Some webmastery-type stuff
Jul 7th, 2008, 12:32 am
Added by:
Vicious
So I've been unbelievably swamped lately.. I'm just putting the finishing touches on a site design I did for some nice people i met on
gfy.com
, and it's been alot of work. I've also had this semi-evil blackhat-type project that I've been working on for the past month, and I'm just now putting the final nails in that coffin too. I did find a day or two for myself over the past few weeks, which i sort of scraped into a pocketlint sandcastle to the tune of one brand new site for here, as well as a traffic/cash program page as well. I've also managed to engage the coder/genius part of my brain enough to make some of the more mundane parts of the job a little more automated, and to celebrate, I've (grudgingly) replaced the striking
Zlata
on that mall photobooth filmstrip thingy over there on the right, with a feed of galleries that are in the processing queue for my new site,
sphinct.com
.
It should update every minute for the next week or so, with direct movie downloads you can save to your computer with a simple right-click.
I'm just really proud that its chugging away on 12000 galleries on it's own with no intervention from myself. Coders might not be as well-respected in the adult industry as some of the huge webmaster guys, but when I can fork off a month of work to spare cpu cycles, and throw up a section about how I can now ride my bike with no hands, AND surfers get all kinds of wicked new porn.. Sorry, Zlata.. it's worth it. I have to figure I'm the first guy ever to have obsolesced the "Estimated time remaining: 22 days, 14 hours, 12 minutes" progress bar completely with tits and ass..
And for that--
A beer.
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Another Paris Hilton Sex Tape?
Jun 12th, 2008, 4:44 am
Added by:
Ali
I was on this fine white booty like a man with the rabies when I heard talk about a second Paris Hilton sex tape. After all, I've hit the first round enough times to necessitate it's being directly next to the magnavox for almost five years now, and the thirty some bucks it cost me has managed to provide consistent bone polishing satisfaction. This next installment sounds like it's going to be pretty hyped over the next few weeks, but as it turns out it won't be starring the hoteliers daughter after all, but rather a clever German imposter going by "Paris Milton". Nonetheless, this shit is so hot that it hasn't even been released on DVD yet, but is available online exclusively at
John Thompson Bukkake
under the German title "Sperma für Paris" which is where I found it so head over and check it out before everyone else on your block does. This shit is gonna be hot!
DivX Player, MPG, 640x480
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Hot Canuck Ladies
Jun 1st, 2008, 2:39 pm
Added by:
MacKenzie
So we've opened up the blog feed to public submissions as some of you may have noticed... Just click on the typewriter icon on the right of your screen and it will take you to our live comment blog roller.
From there you can add music, images or text and post about whatever you feel like! We worry about the traffic, so you only need to worry about the exposure. :)
Promote programs, rant about your day, wherever your interest takes you. As far as we know this sort of thing hasn't been done before so it should be considered experimental for the time being and we retain the right to edit or moderate messages at our discretion.
This week I wanted to bring you some galleries featuring hot Amateurs from right here in Canada! There's a ton of sexy fresh faces here that I'm sure you'll all enjoy.
They manage this one redhead hottie I'm indescribably in lust with.
Their cute little amateur, Allie, directs us up her skirt to where you can almost see her soaking those panties she's wearing as she poses. Her perfect tits hang ready to be squeezed and her wet pussy expands and contracts in anticipation. I love it.
And then we discover she's not so sweet as she exposes a perfectly shaped, pale white ass surrounding a gorgeous wet redhead pussy. Her honeypot drips and quivers and her legs start to shake at the mere mention of a dildo sliding into her.
She appears to love spreading her clit for the camera and flaunting those legs that go on for ever as she coos to be filled up with your fuck.
I'm done for the day.
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Latest
MGP
additions
Some Extreme Galleries and a Little News
May 29th, 2008, 2:58 pm
Added by:
Vicious
So I've got this upgrade thing for my tgp autosubmitter.. (for those of you who aren't in the adult industry and I expect that applies to most of you, autosubmitters and TGPs one of the ways of generating revenue while mostly sitting in your skivvies all day.)
Anyways, I didn't bother getting the upgrade until just recently since I was doing some contracting for a local ISP and ran into a bit of a crunch factor when it came to balancing work for them and doing adult stuff and submissions at the same time. Which is partly to blame for why there hasn't been many updates of late.
Hopefully that all will change. With the upgrade it I can post to more sites easier, which means I turn out more galleries, and the more galleries I churn out, the greater my sample pool becomes to cherry pick the good stuff to post here on my blog for all you people.
I just registered as an affiliate with
21sexturycash
, and they have some amazingly good fresh new content, in all kinds of fucked up and dirty niches so I'm kinda impressed. (Personally I'm hoping I get one more signup to
Porn Access
since I'm one user short of my payout which would cover cigarettes and tequila sunrises for the next week of ascerbic labour, but shameless pluggers can't really be choosers :)
Anyways, I log into the webmaster area of
21sexturycash
and to my astonishment, they had like over a thousand galleries in that offbeat, beatoff, bizarre stripe that I'm usually interested in, so naturally, the next thing I found myself doing was loading that juggernaut into our database here.
I had just put the gallery counter into the titlebar at the top of the page last night too, so I was quite pleased to see it jump up a couple round numbers.
Some highlights for the interested:
I was pretty impressed.
But anyways beside all that, my submitter kinda blew up and my laptop kept overheating, so I got pretty frustrated over the whole thing and quit for awhile. It was then I started thinking about starting up my own TGP here for third party submissions, so I'll have to find a place to cram that in the next day or two.
Besides that, I'll be implementing a site-wide search feature right away, and I'm quite happy with the cosmetic changes I've made to the
MGP
and
TGP
pages.
So be sure to check back in a couple days and check out the new features and while you're here, enjoy those that have already been implemented.
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Huge Ripe Melons on this one
Apr 20th, 2008, 2:02 pm
Added by:
Vicious
A set of incredible knockers for you today; watch her twist and pinch them and fuck herself with a foot-long glass dildo.
I've added about fifteen hundred free pictures to the
photo series page
in all kinds of categories: babe, fetish, diaper/enema, mature, pussy pumping, and lots more. Be sure to check them out.
As well, If you've still in the mood for huge bountiful racks, you'll find several hundred movie and picture galleries to choose from under the "Busty" heading in both the
thumbnail
and
movie
gallery sections.
Have fun.
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Tons of new fisting, insertions and hairy galleries
Mar 30th, 2008, 4:57 pm
Added by:
Vicious
Sorry about the lack of new posts these days, we've been working hard on some new projects that are as yet still hush-hush, but I'm sure when you see them you'll agree they're worth the wait.
In the meantime, please check out the over three hundred new fetish
picture
and
video
galleries just added.
Enjoy.
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Mar 6th, 2008, 8:15 pm
Added by:
Nikki
I don't know what it is about millking the rods of hot young guys, but fuck, does the sight of a hard cock in the expert hands of a woman in charge, teasing and exhorting the cum from those aching balls ever get me soaking.. And I just know it will get you off too.
Theres plenty more where that came from, check out
Milked-Males.com
And don't forget, we have tons of
free handjob galleries
here on the site to keep you nice and hard in the mean time.
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Ass Smoothies
Feb 28th, 2008, 8:58 pm
Added by:
Papero
This is one of the most far-out and fucked up things I've ever laid eyes on.
Apparently someone devised the idea to use their existing talent to "whip up" a little side-project.
This whole twisted gamut turned out "
Ass Smoothies
", where aspiring bare-ass actresses blend, mix and fold frozen drinks both in the kitchen, and inside their own bodies. (The smoothy dance of bouncing up and down once the full contents have been ladelled and funnelled into their butts, is something no one anywhere will ever be able to blink during.)
Of course, at the end, those essential vitamins and minerals could't be wasted...
It simply must be seen to believed.
Windows Media Player, WMV, 720x480
Photo Gallery, JPEG, 1000x750
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Huge-Titted Mature Whore on a...
Feb 24th, 2008, 12:10 am
Added by:
Kenzie
We've been so busy adding new features and content to the site that no ones had a spare minute to make a post.
We've added several more categories to each the
movie
and
picture
galleries and they're flush with new content, as well as approximately 2000 new photos to our
photo series galleries
under the headings of
hand jobs
and
gagging
.
Go check them out and enjoy the updates.
For the time being, check out this sizzling hot vacuum bed series from
24/7 Latex Sex
.
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Latest
TGP
additions
Chanta and the New Girl
Feb 15th, 2008, 4:06 pm
Added by:
Nik
Poor Victoria didn't know what was in store for her when she volunteered to make a few bucks posing with the stern and sexy Chanta Rose. I had thought of filling out the
model release
and stopping in for a shoot myself when I was in Oakland last week for the
Xbiz awards
, but between the show, and the crazy parties, there was barely an afternoon I wasn't too hung over to get electrocuted and take one of Chanta's cocks in my ass.
That kind of thing a girl's gotta look her freshest for, know what I mean?
It's why I'm sure she enjoyed denegrating this brave little innocent into a complete sub slut.
Naive Victoria gets the hot poker treatment after lipping off to her master, then is forced to beg to cum after undergoing the not-so-subtle ministrations of Chanta's devices.
After enduring a mercilous questioning where lies and omissions are punished by more shocks, Victoria gets to enjoy one more flogging after which she may just be permitted to climax and be released from her suspension bondage. But not until her Domina is satisfied with her acquiescence as a newly trained slave...
Windows Media Player
, WMV, 320x240
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Feb 13th, 2008, 9:40 am
Added by:
Gezora
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Gimp Porn
Feb 10th, 2008, 7:08 pm
Added by:
Vicious
Does the sight of a feeb struggling against the flow of pedestrian traffic on her crutches get you going? Do sutures and shin splints evoke your kinder nature while your real intentions are masked by tightening pants and the rythmic throbbing of ulterior motives?
Heres a couple of gimp galleries for ya.
File this one under: Fun things to do with others involving only an epidural syringe and a couple CCs of levobupivacaine.
Photo Series, JPG 550x750
Gallery 1
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Gallery 2
Betcha no one's saying no to that inflatable butt plug now. :)
Ahh, may as well throw in this cutter I found too.
Enjoy.
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Feb 9th, 2008, 8:07 pm
Added by:
Anonymous
That's one hung tranny. :)
damn
Feb 8th, 2008, 7:05 am
Added by:
Vicious
The sun's coming up, its seven AM, and I've been coding all night. If this was ten years ago I'd be cracking the seal on my last bottle of YooHoo about now. I used to worship that shit.
I dont know what happened, I think I either grew out of it or I just stopped shopping at K-mart.
Well whatever.
Basically I have like 600 galleries to go through tonight, and I don't care how smoking your chicks are, you're out of your fucking mind if you think I'm entering that many by hand.
So what I did is sat down and took a few hours to write some code, and managed to put together this script that takes the aformentioned shodily hewn together lists of more porn than you'd point your barking horny 14 year old cousin at, and rips through it like a hawaiian through prem; analyzes, categorizes, and downloads all the pictures and puts them in a nice table so I can just scroll across and pick the ones I want to keep for thumbnails.
I'm pretty impressed with it so far.
I spent most of the night with that Balzac Tribute to the Misfits cranked through my headphones and processing pretty girls through the new fangled hottiematon and despite the lack of chocolated beverage, the whole process has managed to leave me in a position to deliver you the cherry picked and very best from
Gothic Sluts
and
Barely Evil.
Of course all their content's spectacular, though it obviously caters to the more grievous visitor, someone who needs a little more ink and chainsaw than your average skin site.
Theres this one with some chick posing on the grave of Johnny Ramone.
Hey ho, wheres Johnny's
Tanqueray and tonic
?
This one's beautiful,
I could die in those tits.
whatver, heres a bunch more. enjoy. and go visit them, they're fucking hot. I'm out.
PSP Porn
Feb 7th, 2008, 4:12 am
Added by:
©³ClusterF³©
Hey, nothing beats a Play Station Portable for that stowability factor those times you've just got to divorce yourself from the wife or girlfriend and plant yourself on the throne for half an hour of hands on me-time.
Like really, that laptop of yours isn't going nowhere.. and those Maxims you've read a hundred times ain't cutting no ones bacon grease anymore. Maybe sitting too close to the screen all those years have cooked all the imagination out of the wetware, but as the time passes I find I need a bit more stimulation to get my day started right. A shit, shave and a shoe shine under the mottled blue hues of a 27 inch LCD flat screen isn't happening on my budget, so till they start handing out the silver jumpsuits and I can take the morning commute via conveyor belt, its gonna be a cup of coffee, a little Socom, and
Summer Cummings
for this gamer.
Heres a sample of the gems stowed way down deep, in the secrecy and safety of my E:\PSP\VIDEO
Play Station Portable, MP4 368x208
Movie 1/12
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Movie 1/18
Free signup require[...]
PC load letter? Wha...
Feb 6th, 2008, 12:57 pm
Added by:
The Captain
I think ho been staying late to photocopy her tits or somethin then got frustrated when the ink cartridge ran out.
Watch her fuck the [...]
Michelle Marsh
Feb 5th, 2008, 6:36 am
Added by:
Ali
Damn this woman is fine! I'd live to a hundred a happy man if I woke up one day on the other side of that bed.
The Russians are Co...
Feb 5th, 2008, 1:17 am
Added by:
Kenzie
Flood the tubes and make ready to dive, this one won't quit until she's got a hold full of our seamen!
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